Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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