Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
im six kinds of drunk right now
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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