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(732): View more from New Jersey

So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.

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(602): View more from Arizona

I bet i've been more pregnant than you.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend

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(614): View more from Ohio

I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar

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(760): View more from California

Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I discovered moonshine and fell in love.

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