Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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