I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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