He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
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I need you to use more vowels.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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