Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
smell my finger.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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