Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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