There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
