I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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