Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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