Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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