If i come over, it means nothing
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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