i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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