She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Someone shit on the floor
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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