he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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