I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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