As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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