NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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