Kareoke will never be a sober sport
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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