Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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