I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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