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(248): View more from Michigan

Will you blow on my dice?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile

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(952): View more from Minnesota

You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.

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(434): View more from Virginia

High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time

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(785): View more from Kansas

How'd your date go last night?

(913): View more from Kansas

Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.

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