I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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