A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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