I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
