let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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