Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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