Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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