i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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