Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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