you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize