Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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