They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my sisters under your porch take her home
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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