Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
