He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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