I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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