You really coming over, don't trick.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
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