I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I need a burrito and a hug.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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