I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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