I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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