found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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