i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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