The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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