you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You left your phone here
Wait...
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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