ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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