It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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