he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize