i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
tell me about the eggs
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
