I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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