she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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