Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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