This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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