My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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