I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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